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why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??
Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?
ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)
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Pure gold shit.
i feel a strange connection with this zach person
@oppressinator @dxn-howell @sorryfreudianslip suggestion of house rules for our house. Tag yourself I’m Jason
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these are all written by the same guy…..yikes
the saddest post
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“I like my baby hair with baby hair and afro”
I’ve always wanted to see Storm with kinkier hair texture. How cool would it be to see the most iconic black female super hero stuntin’ with protective hairstyles? Imagine her hair being as fluffy as the clouds that are at her command.
I think about this a lot.
What a quality post!
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my kids: dad what’s for supper?
me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight
kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days
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| "Make me" |
| "Don't tempt me" |
| "I hate you" |
| "You are infuriating" |
| "Just shut up already" |
| "That doesn't even make sense" |
| "Bite me" |
| "Eat me" |
| "Kiss my ass" |
| "Just admit i'm right" |
| "Just admit you're wrong" |
| "You are being ridiculous" |
| "That's irrational" |
| "Listen to me" |
| "That's not what I meant and you know it" |
| "Don't yell at me" |
| "That's it. End of discussion" |
| "I don't believe you" |
| "Don't look at me like that" |
| "What's with that look?" |
| "Go away" |
| "Don't talk to me" |
| "Do you ever shut up?" |
| "You're such a loud mouth" |
| "You shouldn't have said that" |
| "Fuck you" |
| "Step on a lego" |
| "Get bent" |
| "Shut your mouth before I shut it for you" |
| "It isn't up for debate" |
| "Don't question my orders" |
| "I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it" |
| "That is the worst idea i've ever heard" |
| "Who writes your plans, the village idiot?" |
| "That's mine" |
| "Give it back" |
| "Don't touch my stuff" |
| "That's not yours" |
| "Just leave already" |
| "The door is over there" |
| "I cannot deal with your bullshit right now" |
| "I have my orders" |
| "You have your orders" |